（转）三字经的经典翻译

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（转）三字经的经典翻译，超搞笑的人之初：At the begining of life. (生命之初，)
性本善：Sex is good. (性可是件美事儿啊)
性相近：Basically,all the - are same. (基本上都差不多) ,;)
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it. (但玩的花样不同，或：但取决于你选什么样的花样)
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time. (如果你不常常练习) 
性乃迁：Sex will leave you.. (\'性\'事就会离你远去。)
教之道：The way of learning it (而要学那事儿的花样，)
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person. (很重要的一点是只能有一个固定性伙伴。)
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng (以前，一个著名的老妈---孟夫人)
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad - influence. (几次搬迁都是因为要避免邻居混乱的-给自己的儿子造成不良影响) 子不学：If you don\'t study hard, (你如果不努力学习)
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless. (你的小JJ早晚要废了)  
窦燕山：Dou, the Famous (窦，十分有名)
有义方：owned a very effective exciting medicine (拥有一种十分有效的奋兴剂)
教五子：All his five son took it (他五个儿子全嗑过)
名俱扬：and their -ual ability were well-kown. (他们的性能力是众所周知的牛逼啊。)  
养不教：If your children don\'t know how to do it, (如果你的孩子们不懂怎么做)   
父之过：It is all your fault. (那就全是你的责任)
教不严：If they had lots of problems with it, (如果他们在这方面总出现问题)  
师之惰：their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on -. (肯定是他们的老师太懒不愿告诉他们-的细节)
子不学：You may refuse to study this (你如果不肯学习(性知识)，)
非所宜：but that is a real mistake (那可真是个大大的失误) Tb<}
幼不学：If you don\'t learn it in childhood, (性知识不从娃娃抓起，)
老何为：you will lose your ability when aged (你成年以后肯定变成无能的呀)
玉不琢：If you don\'t exercise your dick, (你如果不常常煅练你的小JJ)
不成器：It won\'t become hard and strong. (它就没法更强更大)
人不学：If you don\'t learn -, (如果你不学会性)
不知义：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness(你就无法了解其妙不可言之处)

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