标题: 各国男性的-官 - -！ [打印本页] 作者: 312229759 时间: 2009-2-17 08:45
miss universe''s last question
环球-最后一题
question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：美国-，请形容贵国男性的-官。
ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like
gentlemen.
美国-：美国的男-官象绅士。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美国-：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……
(applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：西班牙-，请形容贵国男性的-官。
ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or
toro(bull)
西班牙-：西班牙的男-官象斗牛。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙-：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
问：菲律宾-，请形容贵国男性的-官。
ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
菲律宾-：菲律宾的男-官象流言。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾-：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：伊朗-，请形容贵国男性的-官。
ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
伊朗-：伊朗的男-官象贼。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗-：因为他们总爱走后门。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：印度-，请形容贵国男性的-官。
ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
印度-：印度的男-官象劳力。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms india: because it works day and night......
印度-：因为日夜劳“做”。
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
问：马来西亚-，请形容贵国男性的-官。
ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton
car.
马来西亚-：马来西亚的男-官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚-：看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：新加坡-，请形容贵国男性的-官。
ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu
(afraid to lose).
新加坡-：新加坡的男-官很怕输。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.
新加坡-：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。
applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：中国-，请形容贵国男性的-官。
ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.
中国-：中国的男-官象航天-。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
中国-：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……作者: 云烟 时间: 2009-2-17 15:42
怎么没有日本-呢 作者: 001007b 时间: 2009-2-17 15:56
呵呵，也是老段子了。
